Take a break from your balance sheets and check this list of jokes. Pass them along and make someone's day a bit more fun!
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" the doctor asked, to what the accountant replied: "That's the problem! I make a mistake and spend 3 hours trying to find it."
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Q: What does CPA stand for?
A: Can't Pass Again.
Q: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many did it take last year?
Q: What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
A: An auditor.
Q: What do you call a Trial Balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
Q: Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?
A: Because on the box it said Concentrate.
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?